Archive for September, 2009

Episode 67 – Going up.

Dan I’ve never understood elevator music.

Jake What’s to understand? It sucks. Do you need to know why it sucks? You know why it sucks?

Happy Mel Because it’s sucky?

Happy Jake Because it’s sucky.

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Episode 66 – Dreams, not of Wichita.

Dan Ever notice how some days nothing seems to happen?

Mark Yeah. Well not every day can be exciting.

Dan Oh I know, but still. Sometimes you just spend the whole day waiting and… nothing.

Mark That sucks.

Dan It really does. All day today, I mean I woke up with this looming… something.

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Episode 65 – Toot toot.

Sven Do you guys shave?

Happy Mark That should be obvious, Sven, as I have no beard.

Jake Yah, visual evidence is compelling.

Happy Mel I don’t either!

Sven I didn’t mean your faces.

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Episode 64 – Battle pigeon.

Angry Mel I got attacked by a pigeon on the way here!

Tashi Attacked?

Angry Mel Attacked! It came out of the sky, on a mission! Dove right for me and then turned in mid-air and came back for a second pass!

Happy Tashi Were you wearing a hat made of bread?

Mel I… no?

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Episode 63 – Escape with the gold.

Jake Man, it’s been days. Will you just call her already?

Angry Mark No.

Jake You are such a child.

Mark Oh yeah, well, you’re a… baby.

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Episode 62 – Not everything is funny.

Tashi So you think he’s going to break up with you?

Sad Mark I do. I really do.

Sad Tashi But why?

Sad Mark Because I’m a horrible boyfriend?

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Episode 61 – At a hotel near you.

Sven I hate conventions.

Jake Like scientist conventions? You all go and … science at each other?

Happy Sven No, I mean Science Fiction conventions.

Happy Mel I like conventions!

Sven I’ve never gotten into them. I mean I enjoy the literature and all…

Jake It’s the people you don’t like?

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Episode 60 – There’s always one.

Mark And then Eric had to find his pants!

Happy Mel Really?!

Happy Mark Yup! Meanwhile the cops are on their way and no one knows where to go.

Happy Mel And there you are…

Happy Mark Right in the middle of it holding a rabbit!

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