I’ve never understood elevator music.
What’s to understand? It sucks. Do you need to know why it sucks? You know why it sucks?
Because it’s sucky?
Because it’s sucky.
Archive for September, 2009
Episode 67 – Going up.
Episode 66 – Dreams, not of Wichita.
Ever notice how some days nothing seems to happen?
Yeah. Well not every day can be exciting.
Oh I know, but still. Sometimes you just spend the whole day waiting and… nothing.
That sucks.
It really does. All day today, I mean I woke up with this looming… something.
Episode 65 – Toot toot.
Do you guys shave?
That should be obvious, Sven, as I have no beard.
Yah, visual evidence is compelling.
I don’t either!
I didn’t mean your faces.
Episode 64 – Battle pigeon.
I got attacked by a pigeon on the way here!
Attacked?
Attacked! It came out of the sky, on a mission! Dove right for me and then turned in mid-air and came back for a second pass!
Were you wearing a hat made of bread?
I… no?
Episode 63 – Escape with the gold.
Man, it’s been days. Will you just call her already?
No.
You are such a child.
Oh yeah, well, you’re a… baby.
Episode 62 – Not everything is funny.
So you think he’s going to break up with you?
I do. I really do.
But why?
Because I’m a horrible boyfriend?
Episode 61 – At a hotel near you.
I hate conventions.
Like scientist conventions? You all go and … science at each other?
No, I mean Science Fiction conventions.
I like conventions!
I’ve never gotten into them. I mean I enjoy the literature and all…
It’s the people you don’t like?
Episode 60 – There’s always one.
And then Eric had to find his pants!
Really?!
Yup! Meanwhile the cops are on their way and no one knows where to go.
And there you are…
Right in the middle of it holding a rabbit!
