Mel So, is it possible?

Sven Theoretically? Sure.

Mel But can they really do it?

Sven I don’t think so.

Mel Man, if you can’t really freeze people…

Sven I know, you can’t just sleep away centuries and wake up in the future.

Happy Mel I was just thinking that Disney is gonna be pissed when they try to bring back Walt!

Happy Sven I don’t think they actually froze him.

Mel Why not?

Sven It feels like an urban legend.

Mel Those are always based around some truth, you know.

Sven Sure but they aren’t all true.

Mel Well, maybe more than you think.

Sven Really?

Happy Mel Really!

Sven Alligators in the sewers.

Mel What about them?

Sven Urban legend. Untrue.

Happy Mel It happened! In the 30′s! There was one!

Sven One possible alligator decades ago doesn’t hold up.

Happy Mel It holds up to most of them are partly true! See?

Sven Well, but…

Happy Mel See! Totally! I was right! So maybe if the legend is that they froze Walt Disney it has a grain of truth.

Happy Sven How so? They only froze his head?

Happy Mel Perhaps! Or maybe they were going to freeze him but it backfired or something.

Sven So they were going to freeze him but the machine didn’t work?

Mel They probably tested it on someone and they couldn’t bring them back so they ended up calling off the whole plan.

Sven Man I feel bad for that guy.

Happy Mel The tester? Me too!

Sven Here’s some guy who probably served the Mouse for years only to die in its icy grasp.

Happy Mel Well he probably didn’t really die until they hit defrost. I wonder if they microwaved him.

Sven It was Mister Swanson!

Happy Mel In the laboratory!

Happy Sven With the microwave!

Mel Man, I love a good game of Clue.