You know what I find interesting?

When I was only five my father decided to teach me how to paint life studies.

That’s not at all what I was going to say, but really?

It didn’t take. I was only five.

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What’cha wanna do this weekend?

I dunno. We could go see a movie.

We could go to a museum.

We could play laser tag.

Where is there still laser tag in the city?

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So, is it possible?

Theoretically? Sure.

But can they really do it?

I don’t think so.

Man, if you can’t really freeze people…

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I just don’t know. you know?

I know, dearling, but still you have to deal with it.

I know that much. I’m asking how.

The same way you would deal with anything else?

Which is how, exactly?

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I know where this goes.

Where what goes?

Hollywood.

Uhh … ok …

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You know what I like?

That we’re here, squirreling away some time while our friends are off at a beach house having fun?

No, I don’t like that, keep up. No, I like pooping.

Excuse me?

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So are you two…

Natasha! Relax.

I am just concerned.

‘Tashi, they’re grown-ups.

Thank you.

I mean between them they count as one.

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I’m just saying it could be a good time.

No, I’ve tried it before. It isn’t fun. It’s supposed to be fun. It’s more like … homework.

I blame the people you tried with.

What does that have to do with it? Also, you were one of them!

I am just saying that with the right partner it can change your whole opinion.

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