Archive for August, 2009

Episode 58 – Chances are.

Sven You know what I find interesting?

Dan When I was only five my father decided to teach me how to paint life studies.

Sven That’s not at all what I was going to say, but really?

Dan It didn’t take. I was only five.

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Episode 57 – That’s Mr. Scuggs, to you.

Jake What’cha wanna do this weekend?

Mel I dunno. We could go see a movie.

Jake We could go to a museum.

Mel We could play laser tag.

Happy Jake Where is there still laser tag in the city?

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Episode 56 – Iced mouse.

Mel So, is it possible?

Sven Theoretically? Sure.

Mel But can they really do it?

Sven I don’t think so.

Mel Man, if you can’t really freeze people…

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Episode 55 – Goop.

Mark I just don’t know. you know?

Tashi I know, dearling, but still you have to deal with it.

Mark I know that much. I’m asking how.

Tashi The same way you would deal with anything else?

Happy Mark Which is how, exactly?

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Episode 54 – His real name was Robert.

Jake I know where this goes.

Mark Where what goes?

Jake Hollywood.

Mark Uhh … ok …

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Episode 53 – Yes, poop.

Dan You know what I like?

Sven That we’re here, squirreling away some time while our friends are off at a beach house having fun?

Dan No, I don’t like that, keep up. No, I like pooping.

Sven Excuse me?

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Episode 52 – Beach House, Part 6 of 6

Tashi So are you two…

Happy Mel Natasha! Relax.

Tashi I am just concerned.

Mark ‘Tashi, they’re grown-ups.

Jake Thank you.

Mark I mean between them they count as one.

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Episode 51 – Beach House, Part 5 of 6

Tashi I’m just saying it could be a good time.

Mark No, I’ve tried it before. It isn’t fun. It’s supposed to be fun. It’s more like … homework.

Tashi I blame the people you tried with.

Angry Mark What does that have to do with it? Also, you were one of them!

Tashi I am just saying that with the right partner it can change your whole opinion.

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