Archive for July, 2009

Episode 50 – Beach House, Part 4 of 6

Tashi If we play any more Monopoly I may have to kill one of you.

Happy Mark You’re just mad because you wanted to be the top hat.

Happy Jake And my top hat is kicking all y’all’s asses.

Tashi No I care not about top hats. I am just sick of this game.

Angry Mel But why?

Tashi I was not at first. Four hours ago. Then I was happy. Four hours ago.

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Episode 49 – Beach House, Part 3 of 6

Mark This is how I want to spend every Saturday from now on.

Tashi Oh, dearling, it would get boring.

Mark Eventually. But a few hundred afternoons laying in the sun, on the beach, no, I’ll risk the boredom.

Happy Tashi Fair enough.

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Episode 48 – Beach House, Part 2 of 6

Mel I’m not sure about this whole night swimming thing.

Jake Why not?

Mel Well, what if something tries to eat me?

Mark Melly Mel, it’s cool. In the daytime, could you see things under the water that might want to nibble you?

Angry Mel Not helping!

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Episode 47 – Beach House, Part 1 of 6

Happy Mel Beeeeach house! We’re in a beeeeeeaaaaaach hoooouuuuuuusee!

Happy Mark This would seem to be the case.

Happy Mel We got us a beeeeeeaaaaaaacccchhhh hhhhhhooooouuuuuuuuussssse!

Happy Jake All weekend, even!

Happy Tashi Please do not wreck the place.

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Episode 46 – Well, someone had to go there.

Mark All right, Jake? We’re going to go into potential racist territory. You’ve been warned!

Happy Jake Oh, hit me, man!

Happy Mark So last night, Eric comes over, and while we’re eating he mentions an article he read. And we discussed it and everything makes more sense now.

Jake What things?

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Episode 45 – Only you can prevent…

Dan Natasha?

Tashi Daniel?

Dan Tell me about the time Mark and Sven set you on fire?

Tashi I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Episode 44 – It’s time to leave.

Dan That was a killer burrito.

Mark All other burritos must bow before the ones we just had.

Sven Burrito night is a success.

Dan Well of course it was. It was a night where we had burritos. Duh?

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Episode 43 – Sharing.

Angry Mel Sometimes I think I should headbutt Natasha.

Dan Wait, what?

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