Episode 41 – Toy Story, Part Three of Four
No, I can’t.
Sven! you just said you would tell us what you were working on! Come on!
Dealing, please, do not tease us so. I hate teases.
You are a tease, Natasha.
Then I hate the competition. Still.
Sven, man, come on.
Fine.
Hooray!
It’s a toy line for a small cartoon. Independent company trying to make their mark.
Right. So?
So they have one idea. One. And that’s what they’re banking everything on. This one show and the toy tie-ins.
Wow, must be a great idea.
It must be. What is this great idea, Sven?
Ponycorn.
A show about a pony made of corn?
That would be the worst idea ever!
I know!
Which is why I think Sven means a show about a pony unicorn mix?
Yes.
Oh.
Oh! But wait, would not a pony unicorn just be a unicorn?
It would. But this is not just a pony that is a unicorn. It is a pony that, when his friends are in danger, turns into a mighty unicorn to fight for the forces of good.
Fight for the forces of good? He fights?
Unicorn gladiator style? Kind of bad ass.
A show that is about a pony who is secretly a unicorn. That is genius.
It is, isn’t it?
Jesus, it really is.
Everyone who likes ponies or unicorns…
Which is everyone.
Yeah. Wow.
Yes. This is why I did not want to say anything.
It’s one part of why.
Huh?
No, if it was just the idea, Sven you would’ve told us. There’s something else, isn’t there?
No.
Oh, wait, yeah, Sven, you’re building the toys, so what’s wrong with it?
Nothing.
I’m with Mark on this. There has to be a reason you wouldn’t tell us. Which normally means something you would love to tell us.
TO BE CONTINUED





elfro
June 30, 2009
1:22 am
Pony! PONY! PONYCORN! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
APK
June 30, 2009
1:23 am
Well I hadn’t been reaching for Thundercats, but yeah, I can see where ya get there from here. Totally.
DKM Marlink
June 30, 2009
1:37 am
And I’m just a dork compared the El Fro’s geek, because I instantly thought of Unico. I was not that creative with my comparisons. :D Oh, man, can’t wait to see where this little thread o’plot goes!
Felis
June 30, 2009
8:08 am
It’s a He-Man ponycorn?
APK
June 30, 2009
9:09 am
DKM: Unico? I know Uni from the D&D cartoon but Unico?
Felis: Kinda, maybe.
Greg
June 30, 2009
11:40 am
Unico? In Canuckia it’s a food company.
http://www.unico.ca
APK
June 30, 2009
11:50 am
I think she meant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unico
Rhiannon
June 30, 2009
2:05 pm
Oh gods, imagine the fan fiction :S
APK
June 30, 2009
2:07 pm
Hahah oh yes.
Devilflamejr
June 30, 2009
3:09 pm
When this arc is done, you’ve got to put Sven’s toys up for sale on the site^^ I’m dying to see what it looks like!:D
APK
June 30, 2009
3:12 pm
We are considering t-shirts with a bunch of stuff from the various stories.
Devilflamejr
June 30, 2009
3:14 pm
Great idea, lots of sites have great success with that:) I’d surely get some:) (Provided of course the price is reasonable, being a student n’ all:P)
APK
June 30, 2009
3:16 pm
Yup working out a good price is part of this. The first news post will be next week, and might just be addressing this whole issue.
Devilflamejr
June 30, 2009
3:17 pm
looking forward to it then
DKM Marlink
July 2, 2009
1:20 am
Haha, yes, APK has the right of it! Unico the baby ponylike unicorn who tranforms into a large arse-kickin’ alicorn.
Matt
July 6, 2009
11:29 am
I want to hear the shows theme song.
APK
July 6, 2009
11:30 am
Uhm. I don’t wanna say anything for certain but … there is a chance. Sort of.
Jonathan
October 15, 2009
4:14 pm
Protest! You americans make it a highly convuluted process for poor Indian boys like me to get stuff! Thus the reason i`m not drowning in fan-boy things! Hell,the comics in the stores here are ten years old. I mean,i JUST found a Marvel issue of when the Avengers had their time shift saga and Captain America became Yoeman America..sorry,geek talk.
Wolfsblood99
November 24, 2009
12:13 pm
They want it anatomically correct, and it’s a boy! Mwhahahahahaha!
Wolfsblood99
November 24, 2009
12:19 pm
Oh. My. Agod. A fan boy being denied his fandom!!! Poor Little Jona *pats head* it’ll be ok…maybe, unless you die, or are maimed, or but into Acoma, or maybe paralyzed, or infected with a flesh eating parasite….I should work on my bedside manner. I guess you could send him the money directly and then he can send you the stuff?