Episode 41 – Toy Story, Part Three of Four

06.30.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Mark, Natasha, Sven

Sven No, I can’t.

Mark Sven! you just said you would tell us what you were working on! Come on!

Tashi Dealing, please, do not tease us so. I hate teases.

Happy Sven You are a tease, Natasha.

Happy Tashi Then I hate the competition. Still.

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Episode 40 – Toy Story, Part Two of Four

06.25.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Mark, Natasha, Sven

Sven I won’t talk.

Happy Tashi I could make you talk, but boys, boys. Torture? No, he has a job and is being a good employee, we should leave him alone.

Sven Thank you!

Happy Mark All right, no torture. Still, Sven, I am now burning with questions. Burning! You have to tell us what you’re working on! Please? Cartoon tie-in toys? Those are always fun!

Angry Jake No they aren’t.

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Episode 39 – Toy Story, Part One of Four

06.23.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Mark, Natasha, Sven

Jake So what is it then?

Sven I can not tell you.

Happy Mark You aren’t James Bond, man, just tell us.

Tashi Please, with the telling.

Sven I always share these secrets with you and I always worry one day I will get in trouble.

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Episode 38 – Epically epic.

06.18.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Natasha, Sven

Sven Hey.

Jake Oh man, you missed it!

Sven I did? What did I miss?

Happy Tashi The epic of last night. The truly, utterly epic.

Jake Epic the likes of which we have almost never witnessed!

Sven Why did you not call me, then?

Tashi Too busy. Epic, dearling. You don’t understand. But epic.

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Episode 37 – Nanoo.

06.16.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Daniel, Sven

Sven I was watching Mork and Mindy last night…

Dan On TV?

Sven Yes, some channel had it on, I was flipping, marathon.

Dan Oh, all right, for a second I was worried you had bought it on DVD.

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Episode 36 – It reminds me of this time…

06.11.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Mark, Melina

Mel Shoe dilemma!

Mark Uhm?

Mel No, seriously, listen, help me work this out.

Mark Work what out? Melly Mel, I’m not fully sure what…

Mel All right! This is a tale of confusion and shoes and harmony in nature.

Mark Oh, well so long as it makes sense then…

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Episode 35 – With the what?

06.09.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Mark

Mark So yesterday I ran into Jeff.

Jake Which Jeff? There are a few Jeffs. Jeff with the face?

Mark Jeff with the dog. Not Jeff with the face. Jeff with the face, man is he even still around?

Jake What do you mean? Did he die? He didn’t die. Did you hear he died?

Mark No, not at all. How about Jeff with the hair?

Jake He isn’t.

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Episode 34 – Not mangled phone cords.

06.04.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Daniel, Melina

Dan I don’t generally have a problem with kinky things, you know?

Mel Sure. Like, sex stuff or mangled phone cords?

Happy Dan Sex stuff. So this girl I’ve been seeing…

Mel Carla?

Dan Yeah. And I like her a lot. She’s smart, funny, attractive…

Mel The three words that mean “and yet there’s trouble.”

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