Mel Tonight was long.

Mark Long like a long thing.

Mel A long thing that was long.

Mark Yeah.

Mel And this stupid clock is heavy.

Mark Wear it with pride, Miss Hill, wear it with pride.

Mel It’s heavy.

Mark So’s that bottle but you don’t care.

Mel Mark?

Mark Melina?

Mel Mark?

Mark Mel?

Mel Tell me something.

Mark Anything.

Mel Why is your couch spinny?

Mark How drunk are you?

Mel Shhhh. Not, no just tired.

Mark Uh huh.

Mel And where’s everyone else?

Mark They all went home? An hour ago? All right, honey, you just curl up here, all right?

Angry Mel No, I wanna sleep in my bed.

Mark I’m not walking you home and you couldn’t walk yourself. Just stay here.

Mel Stupid clock is heavy. A chain, it’s like … like time is weighing down my soul. To the couch. It’s not good.

Mark Bed time, crazy head.

Angry Mel M’not crazy! You’re crazy!

Mark Ok, I’m crazy. You still need to lie down and go to sleep.

Angry Mel Dun wanna, can’t make me so … ohgod.

Mark Bathroom! That way! Go, go go!

Mark I’ll wait here.

Mark Get it all out.

Mark I’ll just … I’ll make some water. Yup. Will make you a glass of water. Fresh from water, into a glass. Right from the… I should just…

Mark Right, glass of water here when you …

Mel Guh.

Mark Water. Couch. Sleep.

Mel Water. Couch. Sleep.

Mark In the morning, I promise not to mock your hangover too much.

Mel This clock is heavy.

Mark Take it off?

Mel No, s’my clock. Shut up, I’m sleeping!

Mark Oh, right, sorry.

Mel Yeah, shhh. I’m asleep.

Mark Mmhmmmm.

Angry Mel Shhhhhhh!

Mark … night Mel.

Mel Mmmrphl. Grllbl.

Mark