I’m just sayin’!

You’re being insane!

No, I’m not! Just because you don’t underst—

I understand that you’re being irrational.

Hey guys, what’s with the yelling?

Hey Mark, no, Jake is just being…

No, forget that, Mark why are you wearing a giant clock around your neck?

You mean to ask why are we wearing huge clocks, perhaps?

All right, why are the two of you wearing giant clocks?

Long story. So what’s the yelling about?

Jacob just has no sense of … right and wrong? No, there’s a line though and he crosses it!

Your mom crosses it!

See?!

Yeah, no, not at all. What happened?

He’s pissed because Melina flashed us a few days ago. She’s fine with it, mind you, but Daniel is pissed on her behalf, regardless.

No, I’m pissed because Jake wouldn’t let it drop.

Back up please?

What?

So Melina flashed you guys?

Sven!

No, valid question. I mean, really flashed you guys?

Not on purpose. She was in a towel.

Why was she…

She was taking a shower at my place. Not the point, anyway, the point is that Jacob here…

Wrong, it is the point, so the towel dropped?

Why are you obsessing!?

Just trying to get the story straight.

No, she was dancing. In a towel. The bottom came apart, she flashed us, when she went to react the top fell open, but the whole thing never came off.

And Daniel, you’re mad because she’s articulate like a real girl?

Hey, come on! No, Jake wouldn’t let it drop, he kept making jokes!

And she’s fine with this now.

But at the time she was upset!

But why are you still upset, Daniel?

Because he was incredibly rude.

And I apologized. To her. And she is fine with it.

Yeah, but…

Daniel, get over it. It happened, it’s over and she’s fine with it.

He’s still a dick!

Sometimes, sure. But he apologized and she was fine with it. Life happens, man, let it go.

I’m outta here!

Well that didn’t go as planned.

Hmm?

I met him here to apologize and make sure he wasn’t still mad.

Which he is.

Obviously.

Quite so. Give him time to realize he is mad about something he has no call to be mad about.

Eh, I kinda get it. He has a right to think I’m not cool and, I do I get it, but man…

He’s being uptight?

You could say that. It’s just because it was Melina.

He really overprotects her.

He tries at least.

All right, guys, the clocks?

Sweet, are they not?

Sure, why?

Pfft, if you have to ask you’ll never know.

Now I want a giant clock necklace.

We know a place.

Maybe we should get one for Daniel and it will cheer him up.

And not get them for Melina? Or Tashi?

Great, now we’ll look like a gang.

A gang from 1983.

Best kind.

So you saw Melina…

Shut up, Sven.

Just asking!

Let’s go buy clocks.