So I’m at work today, just sitting at my desk and this guy comes over. Bad suit, worse tie, you know? And he stops and looks at me. I mean he stares hard until I finish a call and give him my attention.
And then he asked if you knew Morpheus? Misssster Dixxxxxon.
That’s what I was waiting for, but no he gives me a look, reaches into his pocket and hands me an envelope.
You got served?
I have, like Voltron, been served.
So hey, Mark?
Yeah?
The other night, while we were out? Eric, you know Eric?
My boyfriend? I am acquainted, yes.
Well he told me he was afraid of vagina.
What?!
I think it is time for Coke to drop the classic moniker. No one remembers, at this point. A generation has grown up unaware of New Coke. It is time.
I miss Pepsi Clear.
You drank Pepsi Clear?
It was both of the clear variety and had the strangeness of taste. Very strange. Which is…
Why you liked it?
So here’s what I don’t get.
What don’t you get?
I’m telling you. I don’t get those puzzles that tell you how to solve them.
Excuse me?
This sucks.
I know it does, dearling.
It really, really sucks.
You just let it all out.
Maaaaaaaaaaan!
So why not tell me why you are so much with the sadness?
I’m just sayin’!
You’re being insane!
No, I’m not! Just because you don’t underst—
I understand that you’re being irrational.
I want ice cream.
So let’s go and get some ice cream.
All right!
I think there’ s a place open down … yah a few blocks over.
