Archive for May, 2009

Episode 32 – You’ve been served.

Mark So I’m at work today, just sitting at my desk and this guy comes over. Bad suit, worse tie, you know? And he stops and looks at me. I mean he stares hard until I finish a call and give him my attention.

Dan And then he asked if you knew Morpheus? Misssster Dixxxxxon.

Mark That’s what I was waiting for, but no he gives me a look, reaches into his pocket and hands me an envelope.

Dan You got served?

Mark I have, like Voltron, been served.

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Episode 31 – Afraid of vagina.

Jake So hey, Mark?

Mark Yeah?

Jake The other night, while we were out? Eric, you know Eric?

Mark My boyfriend? I am acquainted, yes.

Jake Well he told me he was afraid of vagina.

Happy Mel What?!

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Episode 30 – Letter writing.

Sven I think it is time for Coke to drop the classic moniker. No one remembers, at this point. A generation has grown up unaware of New Coke. It is time.

Tashi I miss Pepsi Clear.

Sven You drank Pepsi Clear?

Tashi It was both of the clear variety and had the strangeness of taste. Very strange. Which is…

Happy Sven Why you liked it?

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Episode 29 – It’s all true!

Mark So here’s what I don’t get.

Jake What don’t you get?

Mark I’m telling you. I don’t get those puzzles that tell you how to solve them.

Jake Excuse me?

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Episode 28 – Go, go, go!

Mel Tonight was long.

Mark Long like a long thing.

Mel A long thing that was long.

Mark Yeah.

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Episode 27 – Cinemax?

Sad Mel This sucks.

Tashi I know it does, dearling.

Sad Mel It really, really sucks.

Tashi You just let it all out.

Sad Mel Maaaaaaaaaaan!

Tashi So why not tell me why you are so much with the sadness?

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Episode 26 – Two begets more.

Dan I’m just sayin’!

Angry Jake You’re being insane!

Angry Dan No, I’m not! Just because you don’t underst—

Angry Jake I understand that you’re being irrational.

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Episode 25 – I scream, You scream

Mel I want ice cream.

Jake So let’s go and get some ice cream.

Happy Mel All right!

Jake I think there’ s a place open down … yah a few blocks over.

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