You know what I miss?

What’s that?

Big Willie Style.

You miss Big Willie Style?

I truly do. These days Will Smith, maybe he brings Medium Willie Style, but big? No, I do not think he brings it big these days.

Well a lot of his movies do really well…

That does not mean a thing! Hancock? That was hardly even Willie Style.

It was pretty big.

Big Willie Style is not just about effects budgets. There is the common mistake. It is a culture of life, a…

A culture of life?!

Perhaps I overstate it.

Ya think? Look, I miss gettin’ jiggy wit’ it, myself, but that doesn’t mean that … I don’t know that that means.

Perhaps it means only that you do, indeed, miss gettin’ jiggy wit’ it. Were you often to be found jiggy?

I put in more than my share of jiggy time. I got enough jiggy with enough of it that I could be considered a maestro.

A Jiggy Maestro? That would be Big Willie Style, I think.

This makes me want to bring all of this back. Make it cool again. But we need a statement.

A Jig-festro, perhaps.

A Jig-festro! The Jig is not up! It is down!

But we must be careful of Juggalos.

Did you just reference Insane Clown Posse?

I did. Is that a problem?

No, not in the least, I just can’t imagine you listening to them.

I didn’t say I did. I am, myself, not a juggalo. But I know of them. I am not a wren, and yet I know of birds.

Fair. So yes, Jiggy not Juggy?

So long as we stay in New York and not L.A. we should not end up shot for that one.

Na na na na na na na nana. Na na na na nana.

Gettin’ jiggy wit’ it!

On your mark ready set lets go! Dance floor pro, I know you know. I go psycho when my new joint hit, just cant sit! Gotta get jiggy wit’ it!

No!

What? I told you! I enjoyed the song.

And yet you are so white. That was fairly …

Justin Long doing Fuck Tha’ Police?

Yes, exactly.

Na na na na na na na nana. Na na na na nana.

Gettin’ Batman wit’ it!

HAHAHAHAHA! No!

Haven’t you wanted to…

Of course! But you don’t!

What? Is that the beat … you can’t touch?

Stop! Hammertime!

And now a moment of silence for MC Hammer’s career.

Yes.

Moment over! And he can’t touch it!

Stop! Jiggy time!

Na na na na na na na nana. Na na na na nana.

Please Hammer don’t get Jiggy wit’ ‘em!

I need to stop before I swallow my tongue laughing.

Oh, shit, yeah, all right. Whew. We kinda lost it there for a second.

Yeah. Anyway wanna go buy a giant clock to wear around your neck?

Playa, you know I do.

Oh we’re going to regret tonight, aren’t we?

You bet!