Jake So man, when do I get to meet Eric?

Mark You met him last night.

Angry Jake No I didn’t!

Angry Mark Yes, you did! At dinner?

Jake What? No, I didn’t. I… oh my god…

Mark What?

Happy Jake I thought he was the waiter!

Angry Mark What?

Jake Well!

Angry Mark You what?!

Jake We were at a Chinese place.

Mark Uh-huh. So they all look the same?

Jake Asian guy comes up with a white shirt, black tie and black pants. He asked how we were.

Mark Polite.

Jake Asked how the food was.

Mark Showing an interest.

Jake And then he left!

Happy Mark Oh my god! You thought he was the waiter!

Happy Jake I totally did! I mean come on! He just asked those things and booked!

Mark And when I got up and left with him for a while?

Jake Thought you went to the bathroom.

Happy Mark He came by on his way home, to give me a book I left at his place.

Jake A book?

Mark One I’m in the middle of, he was just being sweet. So he dropped by, said hey and left. I walked him out and came back to finish dinner. Oh my lord. You thought he was the waiter?

Jake Come on, you have to admit…!

Happy Mark The waiter!

Happy Jake I am so sorry!

Happy Mark The waiter!

Happy Jake Oh lord. Never living this one down.

Happy Mark Never.