Thanks for letting me come over so early.

Of course, Mel.

Stupid building. They’re sure the water will be on by tonight.

Man, that just sucks, but yeah no problem.

Thanks. I’ll be right back.

Take your time. Towels are on the rack.

Thanks!

Yeah. Of course. Sheesh.

…

What? Can’t hear you through the door. Shit, doorbell. Mel! Someone’s … oh never mind.

What up!

Hey Jacob.

Hey yourself, Dan. You ready?

For?

Uhm, it’s Saturday, we were going to grab some kites and go fly them?

Shit that was today?

That would be why I am carrying a kite, yup.

Right, lemme grab my kite and…

You have company? In the shower? I’ll come back later man or meet you at the park?

No, nothing like that, it’s just Mel.

Mel is in your shower? You two…

Her water got turned off so she needed a place to grab a quick shower?

Oh, all right. Wait, really?

Yes, really.

Sure, so we’ll meet at the park?

Can’t you just wait? She won’t be long, maybe she wants to come with us?

You think?

Flying kites. Melina. you do the math.

Yeah she’d be all about that.

I gotta say yes to that.

This’ll make her day.

Thanks again, Dan, I really…

No prob.

Morning, Mel.

Jacob?!

Melina? What is it with you two and your utter bafflement at my existence?

I’m in a towel!

Yep. So?

You’re looking at me while I’m wearing nothing but a towel!

He isn’t looking at you.

No more or less than usual.

I’m just in a towel! Why are you here, Jake?

My water went out.

No!

No.

Not at all. No Dan and I were going to go fly some kites. Want to come along?

Kite flying day! Hooray!

Mel…

I… uhm… nice wall art, Dan.

What? Yay! Kites!

Mel, close the towel.

What? WHAT?! Oh my god!

We both, neither of us, we didn’t…

I just flashed you both!

Only kinda?

No one saw anything.

No point, she’s locked herself in the bathroom. So, uhm, should we go fly kites and leave her be?

No! She’ll be fine, we didn’t see anything.

I will swear to that to her, but man I saw a whole lot of nothing, then.

Shut it.

I’m just saying.

Just pretend.

Oh I will.

You guys must think I…

Damn you set a land speed record for dressing.

I flashed you!

We saw nothing.

Nothing at all.

Promise?

Nothing at all.

We promise.

I guess. Uhhh … so kite flying?

If you promise to keep your clothes on while we do.

Jacob!

Jacob!

Sorry, no we didn’t see anything. Yes, let’s go fly kites. I’ll buy the coffee.

Coffee and kites? Makes up for a lot!

Not that there’s anything to make up for.

Nope, nothing. But lemme ask you, Dan, I thought your apartment was warm.

Huh, it is.

Then why were Mel’s…

Jacob!

Jacob!

Right. Coffee and kites and nothing else happened. At all. Sure is windy, huh? Good kite weather. Yup. Sure is.

Let’s just go fly some kites.

And have some fun.

Angriest fun ever.

Shut up, Jake.