You know what I love about my Red Bull?
Everything?
Everything.
I hear you. But I think it could be even better.
I doubt this, but try to convince me.
Well first you would up the caffeine a bit.
Of course.
Then you make the cans bigger.
This is not really revolutionary, man.
THEN you make it all taste like rainbows.
Skittles?
Fuck Skittles! I mean real rainbows. Like Unicorn Soda Pop! Like joy itself!
What does that taste like?
There is a word for it in Hebrew… Nagila.
Like the song?
Yes.
Wait. That’s the marketing slogan!
Have a Nagila!
Have a! Nagila!
Have a! Nagila!
Have a! Nagila!
Buy a few right now!
Have a! Nagila!
Have a! Nagila!
This is fantastic!
Yup!
But to be fair your entire plan boils down to a name.
But what a name! Have a! Nagila!
Have a! Nagila!
April 9th, 2009 on 12:13 am
HAH! Best pun so far this month!
April 9th, 2009 on 7:57 am
Beautiful.
April 9th, 2009 on 10:46 am
xoxoxoxox
April 9th, 2009 on 8:12 pm
Brilliant!
April 13th, 2009 on 3:10 am
I think I love you a little. <3
April 20th, 2009 on 1:23 pm
*falls off chair,laughing hysterically and continuously*
April 24th, 2009 on 3:52 pm
I’m so stealing this…. ;-)