Archive for April, 2009

Episode 24 – Big Willie Style

Sven You know what I miss?

Mark What’s that?

Sven Big Willie Style.

Mark You miss Big Willie Style?

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Episode 23 – Parents just don’t understand.

Dan Look what I got us…

Happy Tashi Shots!

Happy Dan Shots!

Tashi All right, Daniel. What is wrong?

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Episode 22 – Wait.

Jake So man, when do I get to meet Eric?

Mark You met him last night.

Angry Jake No I didn’t!

Angry Mark Yes, you did! At dinner?

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Episode 21 – Go fly a kite.

Mel Thanks for letting me come over so early.

Dan Of course, Mel.

Mel Stupid building. They’re sure the water will be on by tonight.

Dan Man, that just sucks, but yeah no problem.

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Episode 20 – Eric

Tashi So put in the movie!

Happy Mark In a second, ‘Tashi, sheesh.

Happy Tashi You brought me out here to watch May, and it is May that I would like to watch.

Happy Mark And we will. But…

Happy Tashi Oh my, Mark, did you meet a boy?

Mark He isn’t a boy.

Happy Tashi Oh you did! How wonderful! What is this boy’s name?

Mark Eric.

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Episode 19 – Kinked

Sven So do you think Melina is kinky?

Angry Dan Excuse me?

Sven She is not your sister, Daniel. I know you like to treat her that way, but…

Angry Dan I do not!

Happy Mark You do, but that’s all right, it’s sweet.

Dan You’re not helping.

Mark Was I supposed to?

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Episode 18 – Not Kosher

Jake You know what I love about my Red Bull?

Mark Everything?

Jake Everything.

Mark I hear you. But I think it could be even better.

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Episode 17 – Boil.

Angry Jake This is utterly stupid.

Tashi Relax, dearling.

Angry Jake I don’t see the point!

Tashi Don’t fight it.

Jake I just don’t get what you think this will do, for either of us.

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