A slinky.

Make it out of brass.

Lego!

Add some tubes, and color them brass and brown.

Weeble-wobbles?

Wrap the bottoms in leather.

You really can turn anything into shitty faux-steampunk.

Yup.

Now the question is why would you want to?

Do you know how much money here is in this shit?

Yeah?

Christ yes. The Hot Topic sales alone must be in the millions.

I should tell my boss.

Huh? Why? You work for a copier reseller.

No, I started a new job with a place that makes those air fresheners for cars? But they make fun ones.

You got a new job?

Yeah, but anyway listen. So what if we color them brass colored, make the straps leather and shape it like it’s made of vacuum tubes?

Steampunk Fresheners.

Yup. I think I may be in for a raise.

Off my idea.

You’ll get your cut. In sushi.

Sushi prize! Score!

Mighty spicy roll, how I love thee!

Let me count the ways!

One … ta-hooooo …. three!

Dude, that better not crunch like a Tootsie Pop or I’m sending it back.

Hmmm.

No we are not going to color the sushi brownish and add some pipes to it.

I was just thinking…

Stop it or I’ll tell Sven and then what will happen?

He’ll make everything like that and we’ll grow to hate it and it will be all my fault?

See, it’s like in Terminator 2? When Linda Hamilton sees the future, and it’s where she’s played by that chick from 300 and it makes her so mad she tries to change everything, even though it means that her son is still that annoying kid from the Aerosmith video?

It is exactly like that.

Except with more brass.

And tubes.

Right. Tubes. Tubes of steel!

That sounds like bad gay porn.

Gay steampunk porn!

… and you’ve invented a million dollar scheme again.

I have, haven’t I?