So I was watching an old Godzilla film last night…
Why?
What do you mean why?
I mean, why were you watching an old Godzilla film?
Because they’re awesome? Anyway I had a thought. There are all these guys who have played Godzilla over the years, right?
I’m thinking you need to date more.
What? Where did that come from?
Truth’s there, dearling. You sit at home too much.
It’s hard to find a good man.
Oh yes, and here you expect me to, what, convince you to go find Mr. Right Now and settle and just go have fun for the fuck of it and to have wild and crazy time blocks?
Hey, Dan! I had a great idea last night.
Let’s hear it.
I was thinking that every few years some toy comes out for kids that utterly takes over the world. You know Tickle Me Elmo, all those? And I thought I should create something like that.
Isn’t this more of a Sven idea?
No, he, I mean sure, he does that sort of thing but he wouldn’t think of this. Not this.
He thought of merging those old walking popnoise makers and hamster balls into Hamster Strollers, remember? You have a lot to live up to, man.
So I designed a ship.
Air, ground or sea based?
Real or fantasy?
Pirate or ninja?
Damn, Jacob, stop staring at that girl.
I’m not staring, I’m just admiring from over here. Subtly.
That’s what passes for subtle at the Lowe household?
No, seriously, I wasn’t staring, was I?
You were, but I can see why.
Oh really now, Professor?
So you honestly want to sit here and list all the things wrong with me?
Why not? I have the night free.
You’re a dick.
Thing #1, you’re too judgmental.
Oh very nice. No, why don’t we do that with you, Jacob? Hmm?
