(Since we have to test a few things around here at TWWM it was decided to test them with random updates. So there. This isn’t a REAL update (except, you know it kinda is).  Every non-real update will count slowly, 0.X style until Feb 10th when we will have Episode 1 (sans Jar Jar))

So get this.

What is it dearling?

So the other day I was shopping. Needed a new broom. You know how it is.

No, I have a girl.

You “have a girl”? Like a cleaning service?

Of course a cleaning service! What did you think I meant? A human slave?

If you could get away with it…

But I can not, Mark, so do not make with the teasings! No, I have a girl, she’s with a service. She comes by. I do not broom.

Sweep. You do not sweep.

Or mop.

Well not all of us can afford to hire people to do our cleaning.

Oh she works for no money. I help her with school.

Ahhh a fair trading society. And what subjects do you excel in?

I am hurt and wounded that you would think I do not excel in them all.

Sure, but which one are you teaching her then?

How to be a better Dominatrix.

All right. Uhmmm where to begin. First of all I thought you quit that last year.

One does not forget a skill simply because one does not use it every day, dearling. Truth’s there.

Secondly what school is that? Miss Marple’s Tea Service and Whipping Academy?

Well, school, not as such, you understand…

I think I might.

But more along the lines of … what is it … well I help train her and she brooms for me.

I don’t want to know what she wears while she cleans.

Her clothes?

Don’t get suspicious with me, Tashi! Maybe the cleaning is part of her training.

Naughty French maids are not often a Dominatrix specialty, Mark.

No, I suppose not.

See! My schooling is very useful!

Learn something new, and vaguely strange, every day.

Indeed. But you were buying a broom, yourself, you said?

Oh hell if I remember now.