Have you ever wondered if perhaps time travel is possible?
Sure, who hasn’t?
No, I do not mean “what if we could,” I mean “what if we can.”
I’m missing a distinction.
What if we can travel through time, or could?
Could? Wait, what are you trying to say here?
What if time travel was not only possible but, in fact, perfectly normal, right now?
Uhm, Sven? What did you build… ?
Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!
Melina? Everything all right?
Is everything all right? Look at her! She vibrates any more and we’ll have to sell her to Maytag.
Sell her to Maytag? Was that a spin cycle joke?
Yeah, not working for you?
I found out something very interesting the other day.
Dearling, you always claim to have found the things with interest, and yet never so much interest do they have for others.
Except this time I am right.
All right then, hit me.
Well if you recombine proteins in a…
No, you are out of time. No interest in that. None. I am very sure your science nerdism is a thrilling thing for other … science nerds, but not for anyone who is not. Oh, I might listen to it, I am a friend, but it will never be a thing of interest. Ever.
Never?
Perhaps on the day you find the interesting tidbit that science can grant wishes, then perhaps then, yes I think so. That day there. Let me know.
Hey, Dan, I was wondering, can I borrow five bucks?
Yeah, sure, but…
But why, you wonder, does the fantabulous and spifftastic Melina, Queen of the Jungle, need to borrow money from her loyal sidekick, Daniel of the hill people?
Well I … I mean not in so … hahahahaha … not in so many words, but sure. Yes, that.
Well you see, loyal sidekick, I got into trouble while climbing down from my jungle abode today, on my way to fight crime!
Fell down the stairs of your building and lost your wallet in the process?
Yeah.
Again?
Yeah.
(Since we have to test a few things around here at TWWM it was decided to test them with random updates. So there. This isn’t a REAL update (except, you know it kinda is). Every non-real update will count slowly, 0.X style until Feb 10th when we will have Episode 1 (sans Jar Jar))
So get this.
What is it dearling?
So the other day I was shopping. Needed a new broom. You know how it is.
No, I have a girl.
You “have a girl”? Like a cleaning service?
Of course a cleaning service! What did you think I meant? A human slave?
