Hey, you probably shouldn’t be here yet.
Yeah, man, we’re still building the site. Shit, we don’t launch ’till Feb, 2009!
Seriously. Just… go look at porn or something.
Maybe some clown porn.
Clown porn is so overdone though. They could go look at … Willy wonka porn.
Willy wonka porn? No! Just no!
Fine. Maybe some fanfic about a childhood cartoon they loved, where all the characters start having sex.
You are not allowed on the internet anymore, pal.
I’m just making suggestions!
They can go to non-porn sites, too, you know!
They could. Sure. Go read the news. CNN, BBC, ABC, whatever. Go read some current events you slackers! We’re not open!
We’re closed still! Go! Shoo! Scram!
That’s telling them. Want another round?
Drinkin’ until we go live? Why Mark, I think you have hit upon a plan.
Yes, Jacob, I have. Yes I have.
January 5th, 2009 on 1:08 pm
Really looking forward to reading both this and Burrito Blade!
Also? I think that your ‘talking heads’ concept in general is just plain brilliant.
/end fanboi mode
January 9th, 2009 on 9:42 am
Dude guys.
Stop drinking. Work faster. Damn slackers are holding up the internet. XD
January 14th, 2009 on 10:59 am
Keep drinking! Work faster! And one of those toons needs a hat!
January 15th, 2009 on 11:14 am
you know, I didn’t really enjoy the talking heads after a while and skipped over them but these are freaking funny. I’ll be watching for when this starts for real real.