Hey, you probably shouldn’t be here yet.

Yeah, man, we’re still building the site. Shit, we don’t launch ’till Feb, 2009!

Seriously. Just… go look at porn or something.

Maybe some clown porn.

Clown porn is so overdone though. They could go look at … Willy wonka porn.

Willy wonka porn? No! Just no!

Fine. Maybe some fanfic about a childhood cartoon they loved, where all the characters start having sex.

You are not allowed on the internet anymore, pal.

I’m just making suggestions!

They can go to non-porn sites, too, you know!

They could. Sure. Go read the news. CNN, BBC, ABC, whatever. Go read some current events you slackers! We’re not open!

We’re closed still! Go! Shoo! Scram!

That’s telling them. Want another round?

Drinkin’ until we go live? Why Mark, I think you have hit upon a plan.

Yes, Jacob, I have. Yes I have.