Episode 447 – Eight legs fly.
May 21
…so of course I was really interested until I realized he said Stick.
That S makes all the difference.
Yeah, anyone can have a glow stick.
But the rest of the date went all right?
Episode 446 – Maid.
May 16
I had to fire the maid today.
Well that sucks. I liked having a maid.
Yes, well we can hire a new one.
Oh, all right. I don’t know why I never thought of having someone in once a week before.
Episode 445 – Blenders make for magic.
May 14
Fruit juice bothers me.
Fruit juice?
I don’t mean apple or orange I mean that species of juice called only “fruit juice.”
It is the sausage of the juice world.
Episode 444 – Rip.
May 09 I used to hate velcro.
Used to?
Used to. I’ve grown used to that horrible ripping sound.
But you still call it horrible.
Episode 443 – Caps are for chewing.
May 07 I feel bad for Bic.
You feel bad for them?
I do!
Because of the word ballpoint?
Episode 442 – But where did she buy it?
May 02 So I need to ask a very serious question.
All right.
Why are you wearing a skull bikini?
That is a very serious question?
Episode 441 – Zzzzzzzzzip.
Apr 30 Yikes, Dan, you all right?
I’ll be fine.
What happened? I mean, the bathroom can be a bit dirty but…
Got caught in my own zipper.
Episode 440 – Left and right.
Apr 25 My foot!
You’re fine.
It’s ruined!
Oh, it isn’t that bad.
Episode 439 – Babies
Apr 23 Ever stop and watch a baby?
In a creepy way? Now, Jacob…
No just watch a baby do baby stuff. And then you think: Wow. Babies are stupid.
They’re babies!
Episode 438 – Gee whiz.
Apr 18 Hey, quick, be my lookout!
Huh?
Just turn around and watch out for anyone coming.
What are you doing?
