This meal just made me uncomfortable.
Did I forget to wear pants?
No… do you often forget to wear pants when you go out?
Not at all, but I thought it could account for the issue.
I do love me some Red Bull.
Ick.
I know, you prefer Monster.
I prefer none of them, but yeah if I have to have an energy drink, there you go.
In the eternal war of cupcake versus muffin I have found a winner.
There’s an eternal war?
Isn’t there?
No, cupcakes are better. How could there be war if we know who wins?
But that’s where you’re wrong!
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This man, today, at work, he spoke to me in Klingon.
Klingon? Really?
Yes, as if I should either understand or be impressed.
I’m gonna assume you were neither?
(continue reading…)
This is the year the world ends, right?
No!
Isn’t there some Mayan thing?
Well sure, but even that doesn’t predict the end of the world.
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