Episode 500 – The end.

Episode 500 – The end.

Nov 21

Mark I’m tired.

Jake We’ve been drinking for a while now.

Mark It’s a wedding reception. That’s the point.

Jake Still. Time to go?

Episode 499 – I might.

Episode 499 – I might.

Nov 19

Sven Ready to do this?

Happy Tashi Let’s do it.

Happy Sven Let’s rock it.

Tashi Really? Rock it?

Episode 498 – Don’t you?

Episode 498 – Don’t you?

Nov 14

Angry Tashi This dress is ugly.

Happy Mel The dress is gorgeous.

Angry Tashi It is.

Happy Mel Then why are you still mad?

Episode 497 – Do you?

Episode 497 – Do you?

Nov 12

Angry Sven Where are my shoes?!

Happy Mark On your feet.

Jake Breathe dude.

Happy Dan This’ll be fine.

Episode 496 – Tsk.

Episode 496 – Tsk.

Nov 07

Tashi …so I asked him if he had better shoes.

Happy Mark You asked him about his shoes?

Happy Tashi Only if he had decent ones.

Mark Ouch.

Episode 495 – Go, Speed, Go!

Episode 495 – Go, Speed, Go!

Nov 05

Jake Speed Racer was inherently unsafe.

Happy Dan Well, yes.

Jake What were we teaching kids?

Dan Not to own pet chimps.

Episode 494 – Soon.

Episode 494 – Soon.

Oct 31

Happy Mark You have to help me shop.

Mel Buy me fries.

Mark Mercenary.

Happy Mel That’s “Hungry Mercenary” to you.

Episode 493 – Where are you?

Episode 493 – Where are you?

Oct 29

Sven Why was it called the Mystery Machine?

Jake Because they drove around solving mysteries.

Sven But it was just a van.

Jake Sure.

Episode 492 – Goat.

Episode 492 – Goat.

Oct 24

Happy Mel I want a goat.

Happy Dan As a pet?

Mel Well of course!

Dan Where would you keep it?

Episode 491 – Dated.

Episode 491 – Dated.

Oct 22

Mark …which is when the clown arrived.

Happy Dan What?

Mark Seriously.

Happy Dan But who did he punch?